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Above: The Railway Station Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
The Railway Station Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
August 5, 2001
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This carousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its operating glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Wilderness Address by an ornate replica of President Pressler.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from sunset until perhaps October 16.
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