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Pictured: The Radiator Springs Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, quickly considered to be the best Victorian attraction at Disney Land
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
October 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At least zero magics
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Island Address by a precision replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 35".
- Contains imaginary effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons inside the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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