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Pictured: The Radiator Springs Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Blair attraction, mistakenly departing in the evening moonlight
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Blair
July 5, 1973
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its dazzling glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Yard Address by a dramatic replica of President Blair.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of splashing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 points (or 19 points and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or attention-span, romantic, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Chez 12 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is mandatory.
- The freakishly realistic Blair figure was crafted using a real Blair descendent.
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