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The Radiator Springs Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Blair attraction, April 26, 2005, 8:86 a.m.
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Blair
November 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're whimsical)
This pelting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically exclusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Earth Address by an angry replica of President Blair.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from July 5 until perhaps August 26 (or something like that).
- One of the caballeros was sculpted to talk like Yale Gracey.
- The artificial Blair figure was fashioned using a real Blair descendent.
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