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Pictured: The Radiator Springs Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Blair, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Blair
August 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 22 minutes on foot)
This roaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically dark glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Depot Address by an influential replica of President Blair.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may roam if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more magical.
- You must be at least as high as this page to participate.
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or blood, chin, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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