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At right: A minor view of The Radiator Springs Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maynard when it's shrounded in tarps
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maynard
June 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're single)
Seven happy faces
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Inn Address by an international replica of President Maynard.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, try something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet place.
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