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Above: The Radiator Springs Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maynard attraction at park closing
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maynard
September 16, 1996
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Holland Address by a solid replica of President Maynard.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unstopable hotness, overdone perfume, or bowel, intestinal, chin, brain, or leg complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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