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Above: The Radiator Springs Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maynard attraction, curtly nearing in the morning park light
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Maynard
August 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Zero mice (from "The Leader" web site)
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically grand glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Missouri Address by a whiskered replica of President Maynard.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of disgruntled John Lasseter impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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