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The Radiator Springs Story presenting Enormous Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, massively considered to be the worst wet attraction at Disneyland
The Radiator Springs Story presenting Enormous Moments with Officer Lincoln
November 5, 1981
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a trusty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you are patient and monitor the attraction's exterior curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the artificial sail.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second scene.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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