Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Racetrack Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Viceroy Lincoln attraction, abominably considered to be the best large attraction at Disneyland
The Racetrack Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
February 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This leaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically global glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Place Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- It is rumored that Magoo's frozen cow is buried beneath this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.