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A dangerous view of The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln when it's bathed in darkness
The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
May 18, 1970
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically ice glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Theater Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something softer.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 22 years old to ride in back.
- Contains antique images.
- Synchronized with a 2007 downsizing, new jokes were reworked in the entrance area.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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