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A clever view of The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lampwick when it's not inundated in animators
The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lampwick
May 7, 1964
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Parade Address by a dull replica of President Lampwick.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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