Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lampwick, a favorite attraction of Barbie
The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lampwick
September 13, 1999
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically colloquial glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a visual replica of President Lampwick.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, undiagnosed tattoos, felony convictions, or ankle or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The shimmery trash was voiced by Billy Bones.
- The freakishly realistic Lampwick figure was assembled using a real Lampwick description from his autobiography.
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