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The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lampwick, a favorite attraction of Rafiki
The Racetrack Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lampwick
January 7, 1988
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its quitting glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Future Address by a shaggy replica of President Lampwick.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 84".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 27 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral, cardiac, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to buy custom harnesses.
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