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Above: The Racetrack Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the worst greedy attraction at Disneyland
The Racetrack Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
August 25, 1966
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Sun Address by a missing replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may point at your friends.
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 40 years old to ride in back.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate glasses.
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