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The Primeval World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction during construction

Pictured: The Primeval World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction during construction

The Primeval World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2009
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

This debuting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Desert Address by a large replica of President Lincoln.

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