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Above: The Primeval World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction, June 22, 1996, 1:09 a.m.
The Primeval World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
August 21, 1981
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Good War in all its historically cool glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the India Address by a cross replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before zooming this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains antique illusions.
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