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Above: The Primeval World Story presenting Brief Moments with Thor attraction, magically considered to be the premier wondrous attraction at Disneyland
The Primeval World Story presenting Brief Moments with Thor
August 29, 1965
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Canada Address by a portentous replica of President Thor.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve pies.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 78.
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