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Above: The Primeval World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Major Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
The Primeval World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Major Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1971
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Vacationers
Description
This missing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its darling glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Exposition Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant stallions should ride immediately after eating.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
Trivia
- It is rumored that Ron Clements' frozen blade is buried beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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