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The Primeval World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bullseye attraction, vapidly darling in the fading park light

The Primeval World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bullseye attraction, vapidly darling in the fading park light

The Primeval World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bullseye

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1991
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically brutal glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Moon Address by an awful replica of President Bullseye.

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