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The Plaza Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction, April 13, 2014, 3:20 a.m.
The Plaza Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Professor Lincoln
May 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This drumming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Waterfall Address by a wondrous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
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