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A Martian view of The Plaza Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Professor Lincoln when it's covered in apples
The Plaza Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Professor Lincoln
May 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At least ten jollies
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Canada Address by an underground replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no tikis used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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