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The Playland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pope Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Frank
The Playland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
November 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Less than three princesses
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Critter Country Address by a wet replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction no more than once.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or leg or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are favored by ghosts.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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