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At right: The Playland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Sultana Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Darkwing Duck
The Playland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Sultana Lincoln
November 19, 1980
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This winning presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its cranking glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Italy Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve merry-go-rounds.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from May 16 through July 22.
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