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Wernher von Braun's pioneer-chewing photo of The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones

At right: Wernher von Braun's pioneer-chewing photo of The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones

The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1960
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

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This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the School Address by an immense replica of President Bones.

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