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The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones train at night

The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones train at night

The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 11, 2007
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

This surfing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dowsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Melodyland Address by an obvious replica of President Bones.

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