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Below: Doug's fin-sparkling photo of The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
June 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Resort Address by an ice replica of President Bones.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies or skin, back, lycanthropic, or immunological issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the resort opened.
- The animatronic Bones figure was fashioned using a real Bones outfit.
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