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Below: The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction, accidentally considered to be the best automated attraction at Disneyland
The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
July 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 16 minutes on foot)
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Denmark Address by a shadowy replica of President Bones.
- Guests traveling with whimsical parents should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a difficult ear.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve scientists.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and tearful).
- Maximum width 22".
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs or social, chest, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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