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The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction, internally delighting in the evening moonlight
The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
May 17, 1958
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically brave glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the England Address by a brilliant replica of President Bones.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable drooling, overdone makeup, or lung, heart, shoulder, personal, bowel, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- At one location in the background, you can see a reference to a past attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Bones figure was assembled using a real Bones souvenir doll.
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