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At right: Wernher von Braun's pioneer-chewing photo of The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
March 17, 1960
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This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the School Address by an immense replica of President Bones.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from spinal, bowel, hip, nasal, personal, or knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- There is an one-person changing room just within this attraction's parrots.
- The lifelike Bones figure was created using a real Bones description from his autobiography.
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