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The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones train at night
The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
April 11, 2007
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dowsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Melodyland Address by an obvious replica of President Bones.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this train repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sin or attention-span, kidney, tongue, heart, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this train may explode.
- This train closes at twilight.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
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