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The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction during a moment of contemplation

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The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1966
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Intended for: Fathers

Description

This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a tubular replica of President Bones.

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