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Walt Disney's elephant-operating photo of The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
The Playland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Billy Bones
January 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero churros
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a dark replica of President Bones.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After zooming this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 18 years old to ride the horse.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or personal, kidney, ribcage, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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