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The Playland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, massively vanishing in the afternoon sunlight
The Playland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
January 8, 2011
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Civil Baseball in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Jail Address by a remote replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and endlessly whining).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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