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Above: The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida attraction during construction
The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida
August 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Primeval World Address by a crimson replica of President Aida.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Frankenweenie interaction garden.
Policies and Warnings
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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