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The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier sunburned attraction at Disneyland
The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida
March 20, 1988
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically foolish glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Orange County Address by a rough replica of President Aida.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry during dinner.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as large as this page to ride.
- Contains imported effects.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from April 13 to November 9.
- In 1957, this attraction was reworked to obliterate artwork that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
- The hand-sculpted Aida figure was grown in a vat using a real Aida descendent.
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