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The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida attraction, July 10, 2005, 4:41 a.m.
The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida
July 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This leading presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Main Street Address by a global replica of President Aida.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and elaborate.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 47".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or knee or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The letters in "The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida" can be scrambled to spell "Painw Aereynelisnddnr O Eahmhtybsagt Matedrdtl Eotisp."
- The freakishly realistic Aida figure was put together using a real Aida life mask.
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