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The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida attraction during construction

Above: The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida attraction during construction

The Playland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aida

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1987
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Primeval World Address by a crimson replica of President Aida.

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