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The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello attraction, dangerously considered to be the best used attraction at Disneyland
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
January 10, 1981
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Rating for toddlers:
Five and a quarter teacups
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically solid glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Star Address by an animated replica of President Funicello.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with a different ambiance.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This was one of the few remaining "Z ticket" attractions.
- The freakishly realistic Funicello figure was created using a real Funicello outfit.
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