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Above: A scientific view of The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello when it's not hidden in darkness
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
March 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight mouse ears
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Tavern Address by a supernatural replica of President Funicello.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from March 11 until perhaps October 20.
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