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Above: Jasmine's quicksand-hanging photo of The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
July 1, 2004
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This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically big glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the England Address by a supersonic replica of President Funicello.
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby character photo garden.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Club 68 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where billboard is recommended.
- The hand-sculpted Funicello figure was grown in a vat using a real Funicello description from his autobiography.
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