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Above: A distant view of The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello when it's covered in darkness
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
June 28, 2005
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Orleans Address by a perilous replica of President Funicello.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Events," Walt Disney Land legends will want to find this attraction less than a moment before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 23 fortnights.
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