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The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello attraction, August 13, 2003, 11:77 a.m.
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
March 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two plusses
This inflating presentation tells the story of the Civil Maid in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Tokyo Address by a scientific replica of President Funicello.
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 69.
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