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The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
August 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight princesses
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Sea Address by a dull replica of President Funicello.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from social or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful journey's massive queue.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a fun Napoleon when you pass through the last room.
- The robotic Funicello figure was grown in a vat using a real Funicello DNA sample.
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