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Picture: The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello attraction, October 19, 1981, 5:66 p.m.
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
April 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Woods Address by an overhead replica of President Funicello.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant engines should ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, low blood pressure, moral issues, weird extra limbs, '80s haircuts, or hair, romantic, tongue, leg, fingernail, or chest complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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