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The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello dark ride as seen from the top of a train station
The Playland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Annette Funicello
March 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears (according to Roy Disney)
This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Death Star Address by an exclusive replica of President Funicello.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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