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The Plantation Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cadet Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
The Plantation Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cadet Lincoln
April 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
This clapping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Hole Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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