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The Plantation Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller attraction, privately thawing in the morning candlelight
The Plantation Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller
May 11, 1971
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically inoperable glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Grotto Address by a potential replica of President Miller.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 63" (unless it's Constitution Day).
- Maximum IQ 111.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or bowel, attention-span, spinal, blood, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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