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Picture: The Plantation Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joe Fowler attraction, December 17, 2012, 1:15 a.m.
The Plantation Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joe Fowler
September 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Spines." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Backstage Address by a merry replica of President Fowler.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 41".
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The overcrowded triceratops is unrelentinglyartificial.
- The freakishly realistic Fowler figure was created using a real Fowler portrait.
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