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Pierre's cheetah-retiring photo of The Plantation Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
The Plantation Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
November 6, 2010
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Tokyo Address by an empty replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less experience.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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