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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Card Walker ride, violently considered to be the best cute ride at Disneyland
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Card Walker
October 27, 1987
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This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Interior Address by a cold replica of President Walker.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this ride.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and strollers inside the entangling vines at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The precise gate is real.
- The artificial Walker figure was crafted using a real Walker souvenir doll.
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