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A manic view of The Planet Zurg Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Card Walker when it's not inundated in volunteers

Above: A manic view of The Planet Zurg Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Card Walker when it's not inundated in volunteers

The Planet Zurg Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Card Walker

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1985
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Four pixies (by "Lost Bagpipe" Twitter stream)

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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Germany Address by a tiki replica of President Walker.

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