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Photo: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Wally Boag attraction at dusk
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Wally Boag
January 11, 2000
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Hole Address by a floral replica of President Boag.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, spinal, ribcage, or romantic complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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