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A humorous view of The Planet Zurg Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln when it's hidden in darkness
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
March 16, 2005
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Desert Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature consumers.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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