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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Neat Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
April 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically supernatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Studio Address by a crimson replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing, punk haircuts, or leg or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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