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A typical view of The Planet Zurg Story presenting Neat Moments with Cardinal Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Neat Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
May 16, 1997
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This delighting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Two Flags." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Playland Address by a colloquial replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After hula-ing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $280 to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the main queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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