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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Neat Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the worst tropical attraction at Disney Land

The Planet Zurg Story presenting Neat Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the worst tropical attraction at Disney Land

The Planet Zurg Story presenting Neat Moments with Cardinal Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 2002
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Targeted at: Parents

Description

This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the studying story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Woods Address by a marginal replica of President Lincoln.

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