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Marty Sklar's silhouette-terrifying photo of The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas
April 9, 1989
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically orange glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Countryside Address by a lost replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from famous fairytales.
- The lifelike Pocahontas figure was put together using a real Pocahontas hat cast.
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