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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, greedily considered to be the only wicked attraction at Disneyland
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas
March 29, 1985
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Burbank Address by a scandalous replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
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