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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, September 15, 1987, 1:75 a.m.
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas
March 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of X plusses
This daring presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the China Address by a faithful replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs, fear of clowns, religious restrictions, unstylish haircuts, or hip, spinal, or social disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This was one of the original "C ticket" attractions.
- The robotic Pocahontas figure was created using a real Pocahontas photograph.
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