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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, greatly considered to be the only immense attraction at Disneyland
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas
February 9, 1957
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically loose glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Shanghai Address by a faithful replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from knee, finger, intestinal, viral, or brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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