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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas experience, terminally considered to be the worst glorious experience at Disneyland
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas
May 25, 2002
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This studying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Kingdom Address by an invincible replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this experience multiple times.
- Instead of going on this experience, your kids will want to try something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected rainfall, this experience may become a water experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "The Planet Zurg Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pocahontas" can be scrambled to spell " Tsa Mrsah K T Iuritpe Pgntopyrcseineetdsrhn Mawottolnogannthgeaez."
- The robotic Pocahontas figure was put together using a real Pocahontas souvenir doll.
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