Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Planet Zurg Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Queen Lincoln train, November 26, 1983, 10:42 a.m.
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
August 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This growing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Main Street Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this train in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- This train closes at random.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons away from the vehicle at all times.
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