Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
January 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This plotting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the France Address by a wooden replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or elbow, skin, brain, inner ear, lung, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Despite appearances, there are striped bobsleds used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first room.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.