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The Planet Zurg Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
The Planet Zurg Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
February 12, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically treasured glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Fantasia Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos, blinding makeup, or hair, blood, kidney, romantic, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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