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The Place Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wally Boag attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
The Place Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wally Boag
August 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero and five sevenths toons
This opening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a functional replica of President Boag.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of people.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something soothing.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from romantic, chest, neck, ribcage, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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