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Pictured: An unidentified view of The Place Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wally Boag when it's not covered in children
The Place Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Wally Boag
January 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (according to "Deep Pan" discussion forum)
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically floral glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Grotto Address by a theatrical replica of President Boag.
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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