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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at park opening
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
May 15, 2005
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the South America Address by a rugged replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and in diapers).
- Must be at least 53" tall and 5 years old to ride the horse.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- On its third decade after the park opened, the The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants nearly was forgotten.
- The animatronic Salmonpants figure was fashioned using a real Salmonpants souvenir doll.
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