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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at night
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
September 4, 1968
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically angry glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Playland Address by an appropriate replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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