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Image: The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants ride as seen from the top of Mexico
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
March 23, 1996
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically mousey glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a Martian replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 21".
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
- This ride closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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