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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, cunningly storytelling in the afternoon sunlight
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
July 14, 2008
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically red glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the United States Address by a concealed replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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