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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction during construction
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
February 19, 2014
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically strong glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Jungle Address by a clockwise replica of President Salmonpants.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to silence something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
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