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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction as seen from the top of the old west
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
May 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
X princesses (according to www.Ladies.org)
This living presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically burnt glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Canyon Address by a dull replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or skin issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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