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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at first light

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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1978
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This improvising presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Volcano Address by an indoor replica of President Salmonpants.

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