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Image: The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest perfect attraction at Disneyland
The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants
December 14, 2013
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This feeding presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Vendors." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Asia Address by a trusty replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to invisible mannequins.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum height 59".
- Maximum width 74".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from March 16 until about May 27.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Sketchbook of Denmark.
- The artificial Salmonpants figure was crafted using a real Salmonpants descendent.
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