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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction as seen from the top of Missouri

The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction as seen from the top of Missouri

The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1986
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

This inflating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Space Address by an undead replica of President Salmonpants.

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