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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary

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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 2005
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven and a quarter dollars

Description

This singing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Toontown Address by a populated replica of President Salmonpants.

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