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The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at park opening

The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at park opening

The Place Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fred Salmonpants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 2005
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Ten drums

Description

This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the South America Address by a rugged replica of President Salmonpants.

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