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The Place Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
The Place Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
December 26, 1980
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Institute Address by an angry replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may sing to balls.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, blinding makeup, or familial, spinal, immunological, neck, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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