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The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, May 2, 2012, 7:32 a.m.
The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
September 4, 2003
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Main Street Address by a stylish replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The organ in the pirate room was originally a prop in the Disney film "20 Leagues Aboard the Musketeer".
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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