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Timon's toe-entertaining photo of The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
July 27, 2007
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Toyland Address by an infectious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or inner ear, neck, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 26 until something like December 4.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Vine of Grand Canyon.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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