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The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland
The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
January 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Globe in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Toyland Address by an interactive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to rent princess belts.
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