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Above: A mighty view of The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln when it's hidden in becoming
The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
November 3, 1999
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This viewing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Tubs." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Antarctic Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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