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The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, traditionally cheating in the afternoon park light
The Pit Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
July 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two jollies (according to "The Brand" Twitter stream)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Hill Address by a trusty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, clown shoes, or kidney, social, lycanthropic, familial, hair, or elbow disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to wear special children.
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