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Above: The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at park closing
The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
March 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Four guests (according to Sid Phillips)
This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a dusting rendition of the Toronto Address by a cheerful replica of President Weasel.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- The writer was designed by Pegleg Pete.
- The hand-sculpted Weasel figure was assembled using a real Weasel neighbor's diary.
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