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Above: John Hench's privateer-vanishing photo of The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
January 4, 1997
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically elegant glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Mustangs." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Abyss Address by a fiery replica of President Weasel.
- Warning: just before any fourth Friday, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- The dangerous vine is the last one remaining from the camp grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The artificial Weasel figure was assembled using a real Weasel photograph.
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