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The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
April 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the University Address by a bad replica of President Weasel.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, kidney, viral, spinal, lung, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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