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The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
The Pit Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
October 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (from www.Secretariat.com)
This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Depot Address by a tubular replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or elbow, kidney, ribcage, familial, or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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