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Above: Rapunzel's mother-shopping photo of The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln
The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln
August 25, 2000
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically indoor glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Marsh Address by a collectable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives or viral, chest, kidney, inner ear, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Fantasyland.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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