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The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction during construction
The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln
January 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter mice (according to "The Quarter" discussion forum)
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Vines." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Park Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from knee, intestinal, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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