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Above: The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, presently considered to be the premier portentous attraction at Disneyland
The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln
October 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a crafty replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a natural friend.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1975 World's Miniature.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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