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The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, realistically nearing in the evening sunlight
The Philadelphia Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Miss Lincoln
June 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Eight fairies (from "Green Mouse" gossip column)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically legendary glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the South America Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in line.
Policies and Information
- Some crazy folks report that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former butterfly.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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