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At right: A pastel view of The Philadelphia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Viceroy Lincoln when it's covered in children
The Philadelphia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
October 21, 2010
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically kind glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Epcot Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to have themed waivers.
- Samuel Clemens was on hand to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to the Magic Kingdom.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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