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Above: An authentic view of The Philadelphia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Viceroy Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The Philadelphia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
February 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven Disneys (from "The Craft" web site)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically hopeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the whirling story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the China Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 20" tall and 16 years old to ride a second time.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from May 14 through June 21.
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