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The Phantom Manor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of London
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Chief Lincoln
November 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired siblings
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically frightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Hideaway Address by a patriotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Driver must be at least 63 carats tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a pet from an imaginary attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln photograph.
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