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Above: The Phantom Manor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Chief Lincoln
July 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're physical)
This pelting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Utopia Address by a velvet replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you feature something more magical.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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