Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Phantom Manor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Chief Lincoln
April 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically big glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed interaction area.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blood, skin, liver, ribcage, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.