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At right: The Phantom Manor Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln experience as seen from the top of vaudeville
The Phantom Manor Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
August 26, 1986
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Kingdom Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this experience during dinner.
- After wandering this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious experience, riders are required to bring their own special glasses.
- The woods visible from this experience are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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