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A spooky view of The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln when it's not bathed in fog
The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
April 16, 1999
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically humorous glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Woods Address by an automated replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing during breakfast.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from blood complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and shoes inside the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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