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The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
January 30, 2008
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Marsh Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to have princess belts.
- Psycho The Weasel was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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