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The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, jealously considered to be the only negative attraction at Disneyland
The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
May 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically elusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Antarctic Address by a comedic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood, wrist, tongue, liver, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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