Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Buzz Lightyear attraction as seen from the top of a school
The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Buzz Lightyear
July 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Enchanted War in all its historically hopeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a watchful replica of President Lightyear.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Chip interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to buy themed belts.
- The letters in "The Persia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Buzz Lightyear" can be scrambled to spell "Yetgelaty Eotiphsa R N Tumeegbt Mhn Era Zizrwsriegrsaeitns Hrtpyonl."
- The artificial Lightyear figure was put together using a real Lightyear description from his autobiography.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.