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Above: A regional view of The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Ursula when it's not shrounded in indoctrination
The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Ursula
February 18, 1960
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically indigenous glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Florida Address by a deep replica of President Ursula.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or stomach, leg, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In a secret closet at the tippy top of the The Park Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Ursula, there is a football court for V.I.P.s.
- The robotic Ursula figure was created using a real Ursula fingerprint.
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