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At right: The Park Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln adventure, neatly ducking in the shrouded sunlight
The Park Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
October 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the College Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before parades, this adventure will be dominated by mannequins.
- After going on this adventure, go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this adventure.
- Adventure is closed for scheduled repairs from August 14 to January 22 (or there abouts).
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