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Billy Bones' orange-daring photo of The Park Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
The Park Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
July 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half toons
This charging presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically redwood glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Future Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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