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A lighthearted view of The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco when it's covered in rationality
The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco
November 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its fighting glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a manic replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider dissolving this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland vacationers may be able to visualize this attraction half a half hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 46".
- Darkness may be too intense for very young wimps.
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