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The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco attraction, certainly considered to be the only personal attraction at Disneyland
The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco
December 16, 2007
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Pit Address by a savage replica of President Kuzco.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 21 years old to ride with a child.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from yesterday until something like May 21.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1971 World's Exposition.
- The freakishly realistic Kuzco figure was grown in a vat using a real Kuzco description from his autobiography.
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