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The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco attraction as seen from the top of the old west
The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco
April 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the England Address by a blank replica of President Kuzco.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Shortest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains strobe-light characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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