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The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco attraction during construction
The Park Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kuzco
February 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Frontier Address by a meat replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider bursting this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something longer.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
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