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Above: A scientific view of The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
May 2, 1994
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Narnia Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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