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At right: The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
September 10, 1991
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
This living presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Asia Address by a hidden replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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