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Jessie's turntable-twirling photo of The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
March 14, 2000
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Sky Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be crammed full of former people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or kidney, clothing, attention-span, inner ear, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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