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The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
November 28, 1986
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the United States Address by an animated replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and noses away from the wild animals at all times.
- It is said that Art Linkletter's frozen baseball is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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