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A scientific view of The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps

Above: A scientific view of The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps

The Park Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1994
Duration: Seemingly eternal
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Narnia Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.

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