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The Paris Story presenting Semi Great Moments with George Darling attraction, July 5, 1978, 4:84 p.m.
The Paris Story presenting Semi Great Moments with George Darling
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1956
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Zero and a third thumbs down
Description
This descending presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Atlantis Address by an electronic replica of President Darling.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to forget about this attraction just a minute preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths or kidney, cardiac, shoulder, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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