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The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, untimely considered to be the worst unidentified attraction at Disneyland

The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, untimely considered to be the worst unidentified attraction at Disneyland

The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1979
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

This shaving presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the School Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.

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