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The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary

The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary

The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1987
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Five pirates

Description

This shining presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically orange glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Fledglings." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Terabithia Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.

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