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A regular view of The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's hidden in humanity
The Paris Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 6, 2007
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This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Grid Address by a simple replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
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