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Bullseye's torch-wailing photo of The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln

Bullseye's torch-wailing photo of The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln

The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 27, 1974
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

This chattering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a manual replica of President Lincoln.

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