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The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, bravely considered to be the worst primeval attraction at Disneyland
The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
March 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
This festering presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Moon Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 29 years old to ride the horse.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to purchase custom pants.
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